The Evolution of Pants: Recent News

Recent News
From the Relaxed Fit to the Low-Rider, pants have been evolving over the last 5-7 years. Now the next in the sagging line of bi-pedal pant evolution is the Ankle-Waders. This new species in outer wear has people stumbling over each other — literally. And, the best thing is, you do not have to go out and buy them. You can use any current pair of pants you have and turn them into Ankle-Waders. Pure Genius!

Warning: The Surgeon General has warned that the prolonged use of Ankle-Waders can be hazardous to your emotional well-being and your physical health. Comments and laughing from onlookers coupled with the constant affects of falling over have led us to recommend you wear these at your own risk. Be warned.

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